Porteño calling

I’d been meaning to go to Porteño since it opened in September last year, mostly to heed the call of the woodfired suckling pig, but the constantly packed-out restaurant and no bookings policy had prevented me from doing so.

Recently, I was particularly chuffed to have found an occasion for which dinner on a Monday night was appropriate; since my logic was that they surely couldn’t be that busy on a Monday evening.

The parilla at Porteño, Cleveland Street, Surry Hills

Well, they were, but we were lucky to score the last table for two after a quick cocktail at the upstairs Gardel’s Bar.

From the Bodega guys, Elvis Abrahanowicz, Ben Milgate and Joseph Valore, Porteño is an Argentinean grill restaurant that’s become a magnet for rave reviews and meat-induced swoons

The setting is just perfect – a large, airy, former house with sunken rooms, around-the-corner spaces and a courtyard feel – all decked out stylishly with a nod to Argentinean heritage and roots.

The asado

Our table was in prime position right in front of the asado pit and parrilla grill which sit just outside the kitchen. There are a few tables here, a few in the sunken courtyard, a communal table and others in the nooks and crannies of the character-filled venue.

The below-mentioned, all hard at work

Abrahanowicz’s father, Adan, mans the spinning metal contraption that tightly holds flayed pigs and lambs over a warming wood fire, while Abrahanowicz junior presides over sawing meat off the grill and plating the woodfired goodies, and Milgate the parrilla and associated plating.

Pan de casa - House baked bread with olive oil and pork pate

As a fairly hungry dining duo, I found it a difficult to sample a large range from the enticing menu. Our waiter recommends a couple of choices from the smaller, starter-like menu, one meat dish and one side dish.

It’s not easy to whittle down the choices from what I want, but we start on pan de casa - for one as I didn’t want to waste eating capacity on bread.

What I didn’t know was that this white, house-baked bread was sublime; a crunchy, floury outer and fluffy innards, perfect with the very citrusy olive oil, the rich and smooth porcine pate and even the eggplant starter.

Berenjenas picante – Spiced eggplant

Informed that the eggplant was roasted for hours then marinated in spices, I hadn’t expected the dish that arrived. The inside flesh of the eggplant was darkened brown and almost a complete mush; quite ideal to spread on bread.

But the flavour from the roasted vegetable was nothing short of sensational – enlivened with chilli and cumin, the robust flavours against the delicate flesh and intact skin made for a meal in itself, so intense and bang-on the flavours.

I couldn’t help but scrape the very last remnants of eggplant from the oil, and lick every bit from the tiny serving fork.

Morcilla – Blood sausage with red peppers in garlic

I’m not good with blood. Chinese style pig’s blood jelly gives me the heebie-jeebies and I’m not much better with any style of blood sausage or black pudding.

Porteño’s chunky morcilla isn’t quite spurting blood or anything, but it’s not that far from it as far as I'm concerned. A little crumbly and dotted with cubes of pork fat, the thickly sliced blood sausage reveals its all atop an appropriately-red roasted capsicum.

I manage a small taste of an edge that's free of fat cubes, especially with some of the super-sweet capsicum, but I don’t really manage a larger bit with a jelly-like fat cube. The capsicum, on the other hand, is delightfully roasted with an earthy smokiness that would be impossible to replicate on the home stovetop.

Chanchito a la cruz – Woodfired suckling pig

The pork was other-worldly; simply spectacular. The smallish serve is deceptive as appearances give nothing away as to the richness of the pork. We landed a rib-like portion consisting four pieces of the suckling pig; and later in the night, I even saw the head being dished out.

Firstly, the crackling. I’ve never seen pork skin/crackling so thin, and not bubbled and puffed but rather smooth (like the non-crunchy parts of Chinese roast pork crackling).

I picked up a shard of this smooth, burnished brown crackling, with very little fat on the underside, and tasted the most perfectly roasted, shatteringly crunchy pig skin ever.

Woodfired suckling pig - lust-worthy

And then the flesh. It’s undeniably fatty, at least the section we got. But it was as if all the fat had completely rendered down and melded with the meat such that the impossibly soft flesh is actually a blend of fat and flesh.

So, maybe that’s not so appetising a description, but it was tender, moist, full of flavour on its own and hands-down the best roasted pork I’ve ever had.

Repollitos de Brusela frito – Crispy fried Brussels sprouts with lentils and mint

Best vegetable side ever? Probably that too. I’d heard the hype and didn’t think I’d be all that convinced by deep fried halves of Brussels sprouts. Being deep fried and hence unhealthy, for me they don’t even really qualify as a healthy vegetable serve.

But at the first bite of the slightly crispened Brussels sprout, and I was a converted worshipper of the humble miniature cabbage. I think the key is the dressing that each and every sprout is dressed in: sweet, tangy and a fabulous match to the greenery.

The lentils were almost redundant except for the fact that I love lentils. These took on an almost meaty flavour; while the mint leaves throughout were necessary to freshen up the overall flavours.

Postre chaja – Argentinean pavlova

We’d ordered a dish more than the waiter suggested but took the leftovers home as I wanted to ensure room for dessert. As a pavlova fan, there was no other choice but to order Porteño’s take on the Aussie (Kiwi?) classic dessert.

Looking like a neatly thrown-together melange of ingredients, I first see and devour bits of white meringue with fresh cream and cooked peaches, which look so much like the tinned stuff but I’m positive aren’t.

Digging deeper I hit jackpot with a thick river of gooey dulce de leche and peanuts – a winning combination as salty-sweet combinations can often be. The layers of delicate sponge partner well with the cream and peaches, but awkwardly with the caramelly-thick dulce de leche and crunchy nuts.

In all, I’m not sure all the dessert ingredients go together as well as everything else through the night did. Water was desperately needed to wash down the sugar overload though the staff seemed a little run off their feet for the full-house Monday night.

The asado at the end of the night

But this was easily forgiven at the end of our night, when there were just small parts of two whole animal (from a starting total of four) left on the asado and a genial buzz around the very open room.

Happily clutching my foil-packed leftovers, I bid adiós to Porteño for now, leaving the premises as others were just arriving at the restaurant.

With the variety of the menu and the richness of a lot of the dishes, I’d say dining with a group of at least four is ideal, in which case you could order both the woodfired pork and lamb, more sides and a few desserts to end – which is what I intend to do next time I heed the call for oh-so-beautiful meat at Porteño.

Spoilt for choice at the EQ Village Markets

The weekly markets at Moore Park's Entertainment Quarter (still commonly known as Fox Studios) are simply delightful.

EQ Village Markets, Entertainment Quarter, Moore Park

Every Wednesday and Saturday, under cover, gourmet food and regional produce stalls bring forth their goods to sell alongside some homewares and ready-to-eat food stalls.

Gorgeous carrots (purple ones too) and radishes by the bunch

Tiger lillies

Luxurious French goods

Pretty fruit stands

Kipflers

Easter honeybread cookies

Muscatels - not a bad price

Artisan French-style salamis

More salami

Potted herbs

Baskets of gorgeous vegetables

Not all food... small girls' ruffle skirts

A lychee and mint drink

Spinach and cheese gozleme

After a good while avoiding gozleme, you won't believe how good they taste, especially a spinach and cheese one for brunch while sitting in the warm autumn sunshine.

Oh yes, a day out at the EQ Village Markets is delightful and indeed, somewhere to spoil oneself silly on food.

Asia tripping - part V: Halong Bay, Vietnam

This is the fifth of several brief posts of my recent trip to Asia: photos, food and a few thoughts.

Halong Bay, Vietnam

Tourist boats in Halong Bay

Our time in Halong Bay was spent on an organised 3-day boat tour as many do (400 tourist boats cruise the bay, apparently), before recent tragic events.

The included meals on the boat often resembled each other or something not quite so appetising so as to photograph. Our time on the boat also included a taste of the most vile white wine I've ever tasted - a local one that was more like 60% alcohol spirit, and was worthy of two sips and no more.

Cucumber salad served on the boat

Nem ran - Hanoi fried spring rolls

Crumbed shrimp

I lurve this lemon drink

Lunches and dinner often included cucumber salad; Hanoi fried spring rolls (fried in rice paper, which I thoroughly enjoyed and now sometimes crave); fish, prawns and squid in various forms; and rice and vegies. They were always gorgeously presented dishes to share among a table.

Floating houses

On the first day, there was a mecessary stop to Hang Sung Sot, where the Surprise Cave was located. Having read up a little about these caves and judging by the guide's mischevious smiles, I had a fair idea of what the impending surprise was.

Stop scrolling now if you don't want the surprise revealed.

Inside Surprise Cave

More inside Surprise Cave

Surprise! (I'm told it's a finger...)

A popular view point from outside the caves

The weather wasn't freezingly cold when we were at Halong Bay, but did make any out of doors time a bit wind chilly and the photos rather grey. The waters were almost always calm, and I imagine tempting for a swim in warmer times.

Views while bike riding all over Cat Ba Island

We spent one night on Cat Ba Island after biking around the island then kayaking in the afternoon - the former activity eventually excrutiating on the rear side while the latter sure gave the arms and shoulders a workout.

Riding a bicycle all over the island was a highlight of the tour

Kayaking in Halong Bay

Given the wintery weather, the five-star resort – lovely as it would have been in warmer weather with its private beach and beach bar – was a tad empty and spooky, evoking thoughts of teen slasher movies and other freakiness.

Cat Ba Island Resort, Halong Bay

Pretty much the strangest meal we had all trip, not just in Vietnam, was dinner which was included in our one nights’ accommodation at Cat Ba Island Resort.

Pineapple Fizz

There was a set dinner menu included with our accommodation booking, but we added cocktails from the dated-looking bar. My Pineapple Fizz cocktail was surprisingly good, gin-based with a sweet, fresh pineapple juice and egg white fizz head of foam.

Pumpkin soup

Without any options for dinner, we were presented with a western menu. The pumpkin soup was actually quite comforting. Creamy and warm, it hit the spot fine - feathered cream and all.

Tuna salad

Midway through our soup we were presented with a tinned tuna salad to share, with lots of fresh vegies (lettuce, tomato, cucumber, onion, olives) and a generic tasting dressing. The kitchen was upping the ante on the strange and unexpectedness.

Grilled chicken thigh with vegetables

And as soon as our soup bowls were taken away, as we were about to dig into the salad, the mains arrived. I was going to double check that my mum wasn’t in the kitchen since it looked so much like something that came out of the home kitchen (except the gluggy, sweet tomato/BBQ sauce gravy on top).

Beneath the sauce was a grilled chicken thigh; skin and fat still on and completely drowned in the sweet sauce. The perfect scoops of mashed potatoes had the oddest chewy texture, while the steamed vegetables were thankfully fine.

Fruit plate

We washed down the meal with the cocktails, and were most happy with the dessert of fresh fruit, including the best mango I’ve ever had: string free, perfectly ripe and taking me straight to the tropics despite the murderously grey and winy weather outside.

The next morning involved more boating around before returning to Halong City for our long minibus ride back to Hanoi.

The Halong Bay tour was definitely a highlight of my overall trip. More Asia tripping posts to come in Vietnam, Hong Kong and Malaysia.